Cosby Redux.

Above: WTF!?


Cosby Quote 1:

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

As in:

TheoOoOoOOoo!

or

Ru-deeEEeeEeEeeEe!

or

Chocolate Sodaaaaaaaa!



Cosby Quote 2:

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Flozzum flipping soap-on-a-kodak-film-rope-pop is more like it. Ya see.