things are 'heating up' over at Willow Ufgood. with Alex and Kari, i have begun recruiting an all-star lineup of 'young artist-types' by which to kick the internets' respective asses and honor the legend that is Willow Ufgood.
Willow Ufgood, come calling in the night,
let me be thy cock,
the rock of thy church
In daylight my cloak be thy Nelwyn foreskin,
by dawn, that i feign to represent thy great locks.
i, thy church!
thy kite to fly!
thy troop of Brownies!
foresake thy flaxen wife--
i'll make you uf good.