Sunday, August 03, 2008

Publishing Fantasy #1

what if i edited Ladies' Home Journal? many readers of this blog have been fantasizing about this possibility for some time now. here is a 'working list' of 'improvements' i would make to the journal:
  1. rename it Ladies!
  2. make the below image the first cover of Ladies!
  3. feature only articles that promote myself, robert j. baumann, to single women, as a sexual auteur and publishing genius
  4. kill myself, ensuring cult-like following of Ladies! (this will be a service to the world, not just to the legacy of LHJ)


Mike Hauser said...

Who is this person?

chuibreg said...

First cover story: Special Report: What Has Two Thumbs and Fucks Like A Stallion? Page 103.