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You scored as Dante Alighieri According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it. Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons. Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover... It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell. Dante Alighieri 67% Sigmund Freud 50% C.G. Jung 50% Jesus Christ 42% Steven Morrissey 42% O.J. Simpson 33% Friedrich Nietzsche 33% Adolf Hitler 33% Stephen Hawking 25% Mother Teresa 25% Miyamoto Musashi 25% Charles Manson 17% Elvis Presley 0% Hugh Hefner 0%