today i ate a burrito alone in an alleyway
people looked at me funny
there was a sticker that said "fuck veganism"
it was for a band
Karl said, "what a progressive town"
he was being sarcastic, i think.
i would like to amend these things that Karl did not read in g-chat:
the band was releasing a cd last month
i will not buy it
i do not want to fuck veganism
a portion of the proceeds from buying the cd go right to fucking veganism
something like 50% of the proceeds
i saw a reflection of a couple in a window and thought that nothing matters because that couple does not even know who i am. it makes me sad to think that everyone does not know everyone else or does not act like they know everyone else. everyone should exist in a big coffee shop where you can talk to all people and there should be rooms for sex in case you need to have it. every book would be on-line and there would be free internet and a book materializer if you actually wanted to hold some books. there would be other things too. vegan food is allowed. tiny men would play baseball. there would be a park in the middle of the coffee shop for people with dogs and so the squirrels would have a place to live. no cars.
nothing matters because bear parade does not accept unsolicited manuscripts but pays more than $500 for things
next year i will start a press, called Mitzvah Press. here is a list of people i will publish and pay whatever money i can for the right to publish them one time:
mike "honda" hauser
dennis etzel, jr.
these are people i know. there are other people that i don't know who i would like to ask, but am afraid that they will think it's weird that i want to publish them. i might try anyway.
who wants me to publish them in a chapbook? leave a comment in the comment box.