Okay, those laundromat quotes are real quotes but the violence I made up. Here is another real Laundromat Quote I heard this morning:

"My suggestion to you is to get the hell out of town and burn the evidence -- and I MEAN BURN IT!""

I had to run to catch a bus but thought that the 75-year-old man who said it would think that I was running to tell the law and shoot me in the back and that I would die or be very injured on the concrete in Lawrence, Kansas.